A parody of the intro sequence to every Star Wars film. It reads: BROLOGUE EPISODE LIV (54) I AM ONCE AGAIN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MONOMYTH

A 10-minute read with storytelling enshittification and pan-galactic quizzifications such as:

  • The Monomyth is literature’s cryptid;
  • Why it’s not a good model, actually;
  • Is there no alternative?
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An old photograph of a parachute jumper. The image has been edited. The UK's Reform Party logo has been composited onto one of the parachutes.

Read to the end for political reformations such as:

  • A brief little reminder that Reform UK is a private company, not a political party;
  • We do a little parachuting.
I CAN CHANGE WHAT THE ‘CONTINUE READING’ BIT SAYS – IT’S ALLOWED, YOU KNOW