The game's banner art on Steam. The game's logo is surrounded by art of (clockwise right to left) Bird Peter, Bat Peter, Wind Peter, Fire Peter, Elec Peter, Peter Shorts, Ice Peter, Alpaca Peter, Bug, and two Propellor Peters. Dr. Von Schnabel, the game's antagonist, watches on from the background.

Read on to the end for many peterrific puns, as well as:

  • You Are Peter Shorts: A ‘BM-coded’ game that makes a fighting game out of a Metroidvania;
  • Competitive Petering: What you need to know in case someone rocks your local with their sick nasty Peter Shorts skills;
  • My Petier list, because of course I had to make one.
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  • Epiphany: Let’s take those Tainted Characters and mess them up even more;
  • Fiend Folio: An essential expansion for your BoI experience – if not for the items, enemies, or layouts, then at least for…
  • Golem: My precious… ooh, and that one’s my precious, too.
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  • My biggest confession as a professional hacker is that I don’t do a lot of hacking, yet I try to think like a hacker all the time.
  • I subscribed to a physical magazine in 2024.
  • BM to DRM: Drop dead.
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